Ali Khamenei – Supreme Leader & Chief Scriptwriter of Iran. Some critics complain that he almost functions like a ‘legal’ and ‘licensed’ terrorist sponsor, proudly funding top franchises like Hezbollah, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and the Houthis—alongside his in-house squad, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC). Screams ‘resistance’ while hiding in his bunker and fighting Israel with borrowed Palestinian lives. Liberator of Iraqi women—saving them from corrupt Western influence with free to wear mandatory headscarfs and medieval punishments for the misfits, all while reviving Iran’s golden age of thirsty camels, tasty dates, and dancing goats.

On a mission to empower future women by setting the legal age for girls being forced into marriage at just 9 years. Oh yeah, 9 years—because rewriting present laws is easier than rewriting history. :) No protests, no dissent, no opposition—what a ‘harmonious’ democracy he runs. Won a seat at the UN Human Rights Council, forcing 'irony' to question its life choices. And don’t be surprised if he lands on the Nobel Peace Prize shortlist—for his ‘championship’ of human rights and peaceful deeds. That way, 'irony' finally gets an opportunity to rest in peace.

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll.

Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll.

Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll.

Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll.

Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

António Guterres - UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. The right wing criticises him as a Gatekeeper of Globalists who is eager to be a spokesperson of palestine. A self-proclaimed human rights champion who is often accused of sleeping through the massacre of Hindus in pak and bangladesh and christians in syria, nigeria, sudan, somali, Yemen, libya and snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs in china, Yazidis in Iraq and Syria, Zoroastrians in Iran and mutes himself on Radical Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll.

Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow, these crises keeps multiplying like rabbits on steroids and breed like roaches on crack. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another strongly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!