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Vote for five people that you think would be most influential in 2025 and beyond.

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Every year, the mainstream media serves up their Most Influential People list—a carefully curated cocktail of power players, PR darlings, corporate-sponsored golden calves and the usual suspects. Some names belong, others feel like overpriced hype, handpicked by elites who assume you’ll just nod along.

At TruePoll.com, we’re flipping the script. We’re asking you to decide who truly holds the power to shape politics, culture, tech, and society in 2025. Whether through wealth, influence, authority, or sheer disruption, these individuals have the power to make or break industries, rewrite narratives, and define the world’s future.

But Here’s the Twist:

Unlike the mainstream’s airbrushed bios and corporate-approved tributes, we’re doing it the TruePoll way—Unbiased, unfiltered, unhinged, and unapologetic—but with a different approach for this poll. Each nominee is introduced with a mix of satire, humor, and edgy—blending facts, public perception, controversies, the occasional conspiracy theory, and even some entirely imaginary titles and assertions.

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Ali Khamenei – Supreme Leader & Scriptwriter of Iran. World’s only 'legal' and ‘Licensed’ terrorist. Title sponsor of top terrorist leagues: Hezbollah, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, the Houthis, and his in-house team, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC). Screams ‘resistance’ hiding from his bunker and fighting Israel with borrowed Palestinian lives. Liberating women from evil and sick western culture with one slow execution at a time and taking Iran back in to the good old glorious days of thirsty camels, tasty dates and naughty goats. Now, 'empowering' future women by setting the legal age for girls being sold into marriage at just 9 years.

UN’s Grandmaster of Virtue Signaling & Selective Outrage. Gate keeper of Globalists & spokesperson of Hamas. A self-proclaimed human rights champion that sleeps through the massacre of Hindus & christians, snoozes through the genocide of Uighurs, Yazidis, Zorostrians & mutes himself on Islamist barbarism — but the moment Palestine sneezes, he’s leading the funeral march like a professional mourner on payroll. Spends his days “managing global crises” but somehow keeps multiplying them like rabbits on steroids. The world is on fire, war zones are expanding, economies are crumbling—but relax, he just issued another stron- gly worded woke statement. But hey, as long as the elites are clapping, Masters are satisfied, It's mission accomplished!

Barack Obama – Former US President and behind the curtains president during Biden’s term. The Globalists prime messenger and the communists hidden Gem. The Lefts ICON and the rights CON MAN. Worlds most admired man and licensed butcher of Libya, Syria, and Yemen. Gaddafi’s Ghost & Libya’s leach. The Left’s Political Messiah & the Right’s American Judas.Lover boy of ABC, BBC, CBC and Washington DC and beloved mascot of LGBTQP. Immigration activist in day & Deporter in chief at night. Chief of race card drivers & author of “Race-Baiting We can believe In.” Hailed for his charm and drone precision in equal measure, earning him a Nobel Peace Prize for his ‘peaceful & inclusive’ Middle Eastern fireworks show.

Israel’s PM and comeback customer of the the Knesset. The Middle East’s geopolitical axis and ultimate survivor— dodging scandals, elections, corruption charges, ceasefires, and even his own son’s reckless public misadventures and war escapades with equal finesse but not yet over. A war hawk to some, a necessary defender to others. Balancing democracy with demolition, diplomacy with drone strikes, and alliances with annexations. Islamists’ supreme infidel, America’s closest ally, and its biggest migraine. "Ha Bibi, ha Bibi, it’s hunting season, baby." Slayer of Islamic terrorists and their supreme leader—Ali Khamenei’s worst nightmare &Hamas’ eternal boogeyman.

Renowned vaccine salesman & World’s Most Profitable Humanitarian. Minority share holder of W.H.O. Globalists Private Limited and Population control enthusiast, working one jab at a time. The lefts’ legend and the Rights‘ Self-appointed global pseudo-health guru turned farmland king—because nothing says trust me like the guy controlling both your food & your medicine. Co-Promoter of 2019 horror science fiction movie "FODO - How to fuck everybody without touching anybody.” A billionaire with a messiah complex and a to-do list that includes your body, your data, and your dinner plate. From Windows crashes to virus patches, his legacy is clear: first, infect the system, then sell the update. Life’s certainly quieter these days without a certain “Lolita Express” boarding pass in the picture.

Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo – Mexico’s Progressive Poster Girl and It’s first female president. Most powerful Jewish woman & the GCG’s DEI recruit & experiment—because nothing says "representation" like a climate scientist with a Davos loyalty card. Feminists lifeline, Globalists hotline and a stop sign for Macho Mexican men. Leftists adore her, conservatives loathe her, & the cartels? Well Well they’re just sitting back sipping tequila, placing bets and waaaaatching like it’s the season finale of Narcos:Mexico. Mexico's feminine in an involuntary duel with America's masculine. Stay tuned, folks. This shit gotta all traits of a kim kardashian reality show, but outside the studio.

Donald Trump - 'Honey, it’s all about me.' Ego’s huge buddy and McDonald's Mega Mascot. America’s Big BADASS president who turned his MUGSHOT into a MAGA shot—on a MEGA scale! The Main stream Media’s Frankenstein and Establishment’s lost heir who became its worst nightmare. Politics’ wild child & the greatest comeback kid. Author of the best selling political campaign book, “The Art of the Wall” – a tremendous book, by the way, just tremendous, big & beautiful just like the wall. Right- wing’s fantasy, Left-wing’s anarchy. Former pu**y grabber & current booty shaker. Whoopi Assberg’s secret crush – I don’t blame her, who can resist, tell me who can resist me, can you? Ah I know, It’s not her fault. Woke slayer and America’s two-edged sword: could be its necessary savior or its Achilles’ heel.

Elon Musk - The Dogefather & Population growth evangelist. CEO of many and father of so many. Tech's wild child, Politics' current client and A Down-to-mars maniac. Ego’s distant relative, inching closer with each day. Free speech crusader—and possibly its last man standing—guarding your speech with one blue check mark at a time. Trump's open supporter & AOC's secret crush. Leftist Keir Starmer’s near approaching nightmare & Off late vying for Soros post on the right. Diet Coke’s distant cousin with a deep down disdain for deep state democrats. Currently Directing Political thriller: "DOGE - Democrats officially getting Exposed". America’s underpaid plumber fixing its leakages for free.

Emmanuel Macron – The Rothschild Rookie and France's youngest president with an old soul. Boy wonder turned globalist darling, churning out more protests than reforms. Macron didn’t just pass the class—he took home the teacher & did it presidential style. Lifetime Platinum Member of “The Cubs & Cougars Club.” Running side hustles for Ukraine & Palestine, and lately vying for Lebanon’s spokesperson gig. Becoming increasingly critical of Israel & African countries, while trying to make France a little less French. Currently reading "How to Gain the Whole World and Lose Your Own Soul", and writing "How to fire proof other countries While Burning Down Your Own country”

Geert Wilders - Holland’s Blonde Bombshell and one Man Show wonder with balls of steel. Denier of Davos and Defender of the Dutch. Political surviver & a prisoner in his own country. Lover of free speech, enemy of the EU, & a walking hate crime to Brussels bureaucrats. A different kind of a political breed for a change. The prime antagonist to illegal immigrants & Muslims ultimate haram. Currently reading "The Truth shall set you free" and writing "Dutch defiance Manifesto"

George Soros – The Globalist Grandmaster & Founder of the GCG (Globalists' Council for Governments). The Left’s sugar daddy & the Right’s sour grapes. A godsend for the far left liberals and the devil’s spokesperson for the Right- wing conservatives. A sweet dream come true for Deep state Democrats, & a living nightmare for Conservative Republicans. The world’s most powerful unelected puppet master, expertly pulling the strings of his elected marionettes. The myth, the monster, and the man behind the curtain of global power.

Giorgia Meloni – Italy's first female Prime Minister and India’s mysterious foreign crush, boasting a larger fanbase in India than in Italy. The unapologetic leader turning the boot-shaped country into a battleground of culture wars. EU liberals' lump in the throat and a migraine for illegal immigrants. Open critic of Macron and secret admirer of Elon Musk. Fighting for Europe’s Christian traditional values as a single unmarried mother. Off late vying for Europe’s most powerful leader title.

Greta Thunberg – Climate freelancer and the left's on-demand protester. Parents cash cow and the globalists pint-sized powerhouse. A peace loving activist who eagerly want to F**k Germany and if time permits even Israel for reasons only know to her red-lipped terrorist-sympathizing mentor. Currently freelancing for Palestine/Hamas and perched atop the Nobel Peace Prize waiting list, blessed by the almighty Soros. Currently reading: “How to be an useful idiot for the useless morons".

Hillary Clinton - Former U.S. Secretary of State and current Trump critic. America’s first and only 'elected' female presidential nominee. A permanent member of the GCG and the star director of two hit series "The curse of ‘The Benghazi Bitch’ turned witch." and “The Wild Witch from the West wastelands.” Renowned email marketing scholar and the first documented victim of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Owner of Gaddafi’s grave and Lewinsky memorabilia. Author of two best sellers: "We Came, We Saw, He Died" and "She Came, He Came :), and I Lost."

Javier-Milei - President of Argentina. Latin America's latest and the straightest. Argentina’s lifeline and the left’s decline. World Economic Forum’s Worst Nightmare and its prime target. Gladiator against Globalists & perched atop GCG’s list of future suicides. Elon Musk’s bosom buddy and Donald J Trump’s brother from another mother. The woke's never ending horror show and the commoner's rising star. A real economist in power for a change and Author of "How to Shock Your Economy Back to Life with a chainsaw".

Jeff Bezos – The bald baron of e-commerce and Earth's richest delivery guy. Architect of the modern shopaholic era & landlord of the cloud. Turned Amazon into the ultimate predatory playground—where sellers thrive until their data is mined, products copied, & brands undercut by Amazon's own knockoffs. Owner of The Washington Post, thats capable of delivering instant narratives or same day propaganda as needed. After stepping back for yachts, rockets & a bombshell, he’s returned to Amazon’s cockpit, drafting: "How to Outsmart AI and Brother-In-Space without losing my invisible crown.'

Jensen Huang - CEO of NVIDIA. The man who pushed "Intel Outside" the chip game and might as well be the guy to push you out of the job game by aiding global companies with his mini mischievous machines on a mass scale. Currently plotting world domination, one GPU at a time.

Joe Biden – Former U.S. namesake president and lost-and-found ice cream man. The usual suspect who’s been voted Top Vacationist of the Year for four years running, 2021 to 2024. "Come on, man, it’s true! Listen, folks, the fact of the matter is... I didn’t even know I was president and don’t even remember the last time I was on vacation! I told you that Bitch is not our muse and you din't listen. Ah what? I can't hear you. No I dint say that. I said you are not black. OK, I’m done with you all, crazy-ass Americans. Give me a f**king break."

Justin Trudeau - Canada's Prime Minister in Resignation Mode. Proponent of progressive policies and advocate for climate action. Woke wonder and wannabe Xi Jinping. Is Kalistans lifeline and Was Jameet Singhs help line. Author of canada’s least selling book "How to progressively screw an entire country with just one carbon tax bill"

Kamala Harris –. EX Vice president and current Word Salad Queen of USA. Ambassador of venn diagrams & America’s first ‘selected’ presidential nominee who almost became its next namesake president. Raised in a neighborhood where houses & people co-existantly existed. Burdened by being the first of everything: Brown, Black, Woman, Female, Not Male, Jamaican, African, Indian, south Indian, Asian, Worldian and blissfully unburdened by Americans.

Keir Starmer (Two-Tier Keir) – UK’s PM. The Globalists watch guard and the Islamists loyal lapdog. Muslim rape gangs’ two-tier fantasy & British white girls worst nightmare. A progressive policymaker with an utter disdain for free speech. Defender of Davos and Betrayer of Britain. Director of the ongoing UK reality show, “British Betrayal: Surrendering Sovereignty, One Cultural Appeasement, one rape denial and one regressive Arrest of a protestant at a Time.”

King Charles III – The Queen is dead. Long live the King. Leader of the KINO club & a symbol of Britain’s most awkward royal reset. Inherited a monarchy in transition but lost the narrative to the royal reality show: ‘The Exiled Prince and the Hollywood Drama Queen’. Rumor has it, he’s penning a parental self-help book: "How to stop your Entitled Royal Son from falling far a Title-Less Hollywood Tits".

Larry Ellison - The Database Don. If data is the new oil, his database is the new soil to grow it. Founder of Oracle who turned boring rows and columns into sexy billion-dollar treasures. A Silicon Valley bad boy who never quite fit into the nerdy billionaire club—more yachts, more jets but fewer hoodies. Elon Musk’s spiritual uncle and proud owner of half of Hawaii. Currently riding the AI wave while aging like fine wine, with a taste for vintage software and limited-edition girlfriends—always younger, always exclusive, and just like Oracle, constantly upgraded.

Lula da Silva – Brazil's President and Bolsonaro's burden. The Lefts' Latin American hero and conservatives' blasphemous commie. From prison cell to presidential palace, who somehow manages to keep his throne, courtesy of a little help from his not-so-justice pal, Alexandre de Moraes. Unelected King of amazon forests who promises to save it—unless, of course, China, the WEF, or some "special interests" make a better offer. Buckle up, folks. This soap opera has it all: power, prison, protests, and plot twists so wild, even Netflix couldn’t script this shit.

France’s right-wing queen and Brussels’ biggest headache. Hated by the woke elite, feared by immigrants, and worshipped by boomers in berets. She’s been knocked down, written off, and meme’d into oblivion. But guess what? She’s still here, still running, and still one election away from making France great again—or setting it on fire. France, get ready. This election season, it’s Macron’s croissants vs. Marine’s guillotines—and this shit is more dramatic than a Cannes Film Festival scandal.

Mark Zuckerberg - CEO of Meta. Mastermind of social media, addicting us to our screens with one scroll at a time & turning our lives into data points with one privacy scandal at a time. Tried upgrading humanity from "likes" to "life inside a headset, and coding our future while we’re still scrolling through the past— all while reminding us to Save it, Suck it, and if you Like it, then share it. Now leading the AI gold rush, training chatbots to be our therapists, assistants, and best friends—selling you the illusion of connection while isolating you from the real ones & making sure we never escape the algorithm but just evolve inside it.

Michelle Obama: Obama's wife and the Democrats' on contract performer. Lifelong gold member and co-chair of the ‘Victimhood Club." Director of the ongoing American reality show: ’How to Hate Your Country While Gleefully Feeding Off Its People.’ Author of "How to Lecture Commoners to Share One Pie Out of Their Two While Keeping Your Millions of Pies Intact" and a prominent speaker on “mastering the art of being ungrateful and hateful forever.

Mohammed bin Salman – Saudi Crown Prince. Middle east Maestro and meteor. Vision 2030 architect, turning deserts into Disneyland while topping the human rights violation leaderboard. Juggling tech dreams with medieval punishments—Tesla by day, bone saws by night. Redefining monarchy one silenced journalist at a time. Currently ghostwriting: ‘How to Balance Beheadings with Blockchain.’

Mukesh Ambani – Asia’s richest man & India’s Invisible ruler. Digital Don and King of Hospitality, hosting the most extravagant wedding ever witnessed—no wonder Jio prices spiked right after! Author of dalal street best seller: "Innovation is a Bitch. Acquisition is the Switch". Becoming a nightmare to global brands with his localmare. Off late showing middle finger to "Make in India" and shaking five fingers with "Made in China". A Top business man always playing the bottom price game. On an acquisition spree, from billion-dollar companies to barber shops. Don’t be surprised if your local chicken shop is next on the list.

Narendra Modi - PM of India & the undisputed Selfie King, making sure India is in center of the global picture. Loved & loathed in equal measure. Holds the rare distinction of three consecutive victories in the world’s largest democracy, & did it all without holding a single open press meet. India’s global phenomena & Time Magazine’s Divider-In-Chief. Lefts’ longest-running horror show & the Right-wing’s rising showcase. Director of Indian political Thriller: "Make In India with China Parts" Oh, he’s the only person on Earth with a master’s degree in “Entire Political Science.”, a degree as unique as his political journey. He’s done it all, from selling tea to trading politicians & could as well be the only living person that’s not biologically born but directly sent by GOD.

Olaf Scholz – Germany's Chancellor and brand ambassador of "socially awkward club". GCG'S top recruit from Europe and Woke crusader, balancing inclusivity for all while leaving many Germans feeling excluded. A fiscal hawk turned dove, juggling war funding with welfare spending. More committed to saving Ukraine than Germany.

Pope Francis – Spiritual leader and the world’s richest landlord, Selected by fellow landlords to serve the landless and the lost peasants. Christ’s messanger for them and an antichrist for some. Graciously preaching to the world for benevolent borderless boundaries - from the safety of his fully fortified fortress. Lately, he’s become the LGBTQP community’s unexpected or not so unexpected rainbow saint. Father, don’t forgive them, for they know what they are writing, NotSoLuke 23:34.

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan – Turkey’s modern Sultan and Hamas’s distant cousin with a megaphone. A self-styled defender of Palestine and offender of Turkey, mixing fiery speeches with quiet deals with Israel. Master of contradictions, juggling mosque politics at home and power games abroad. The wildcard NATO tolerates and the EU loathes. Author of “How to Keep the West Guessing and the East Applauding.”

Sam Altman - AI Wizard and CEO of OpenAI. Co-Creator of ChatGPT, the AI that sent Google searching for answers. While you’re busy chatting with ChatGPT, he’s busy joining hands with microsoft & plotting on how to charge you for it or discussing on how to donate single bullet cases to the needy. Author of Silicon Valley best seller: 'How to Raise Millions for a Supposed NGO to Save Humanity, Kick Everyone Out, Turn it For-Profit, and Keep the Equity.'

Satya Nadella – Head of the Operating Systems Mafia, quietly running every operation of your digital life, one Windows update at a time. The silent architect of Microsoft’s empire, turning a sleeping tech giant into an unstoppable monopoly shrine. Quietly cornering themarket with OpenAI’s brilliance and Microsoft’s billions. Champion of innovation— or just the newest overlord of our digital lives?

Sundar Pichai – The mild-mannered maestro of Google’s grand schemes. Privacy preacher by day, data hoarder by night—your clicks, your quirks, and your secret pics are his currency. The bad-ass buddy of Silicon Valley, spinning AI gold while tightening the web’s invisible hold. Crafting a bestseller: ‘How to Cash In on Humanity Without Breaking the Bro Code.’

Taylor Swift – The It Girl. The world’s favorite pop star turning every failed relationship into a Grammy- worthy revenge anthem. Boosting local concert economies more than the EDA — and doing it in heels. Beloved by fans, feared by exes. Some call her a lyrical genius; others wonder if she’s just a breakup opportunist. Either way, she’s rewriting the rules—and maybe her next diss track.

Tim Cook – CEO of Apple and the most powerful gay in the world. Co-Author of wall street best seller: “How to turn Chinese sweatshops in to your sweet shops” A Staunch opponent of ‘Right to Repair’, masterfully rebranding the same product year after year while keeping his flock of sheep faithfully lining up for more. With china’s market share in decline, He’s now on a mission to cook India’s sheep.

Ursula von der Leyen – Germany's export that nobody asked for. President of the European Commission and Europe's architect of cultural self-destruction. The globalists’ loyal steward and the nationalist’s worst nightmare, blending progressive ideals with authoritarian undertones. Currently penning: "How to Trade Your Own Civilization for a Globalist Utopia."

Vladimir Putin - Russia’s President & semi dictator. The man, the myth, the KGB-trained enigma. The West’s favorite boogeyman and their go-to villain. A master strategist—and occasional magician—who can make people disappear, often permanently. Russia’s strongman saviour and NATO’s never ending nuisance. Ukraine’s nightmare, China’s BFF, India’s frenemy with benefits, Africa’s sugar daddy, but Europe's least favorite ex. Conservatives lifeline and the liberals lost line.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy - Ukraine's president and the left's lover boy. America's sugar baby during Biden's term and soon to be the world’s richest comedian, provided the current business model holds up—assuming he hasn’t already hit that punchline! Could as well turn out to be a cry baby if Trump has his way.

Xi Jinping – Dictator of China & Manager of W.H.O. Wannabe world emperor and CEO of Debt Trap Inc. Lending billions to poor countries and turning them into natural resource ATMs for China, all under the banner of a 'win-win' proposal—where China wins twice. Uighur Muslims’ nightmare and Arab nations’ darling. Mastermind of a global strategy that’s quietly teaching young Westerners and Europeans to hate their own nations through strategic institutional funding. And rest assured, he’s not going anywhere."

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